Saturday, April 2, 2011

ooh look what i found!

Your alarm rings, signalling another brand new day. You get up, looking

forward for another new day of challenge, another new day to learn.

After washing up, you put on your office outfit, giving you that

professional look, one that you believe many out there envy. Breakfast

follows (perhaps), and you head off to your office. You're one of the

earliest to arrive, ahead of all your superior and when they come in

later, they greet you and you feel all charged up for another productive

day. Plenty to do and learn and hence, you are prepared to stay back

late to do all that is necessary.

If you're currently doing a degree in finance, accounting or law, the

above is probably what you've been waiting for all these years. You work

your ass off (well... most of you) in university because it's your dream

to join one of those big glamorous firms out there in the market.

Lawyers and accountants are the usual suspects for this curse. Once

graduated, all of them will run like headless chicken towards those big

firms. If you're an accounting student... you want to be an auditor in

one of the Big-4 right?

Well, if you do make it, it's like a dream come true. In such firms, you

get a personal computer, maybe a notebook (wow!). All your stationeries

are free, and it's also the first time you step into a 'pantry', where

you can make your own coffee, just like those nice offices in TVB

series. Next, you get an exclusive e-mail, the domain after your name is

not the ordinary @ gmail.com <http://gmail.com/> or @hotmail.com

<http://hotmail.com/> or @ yahoo.com <http://yahoo.com/> ... No, it's

not, it's your-name@a-big-and-glamorous-firm.com

. You can't wait to tell

that to your friend.

Then comes the feeling of giving a business card with your name on it,

and it's not any other business card, it's one with your name on it,

it's one that signifies you're an employee with

a-big-and-glamorous-firm. And... the word below your name is not a lowly

"accounts executive"... the word below your name is exclusive... the

word below your name is... "Associate". And when your friend gives you

the "Wow, you're an associate with this firm?"... you get into instant

orgasm.

3 or 6 months into your job, you will then be experiencing the euphoria

of saying... I-am-very-busy... I-have-a-lot-work...

I-worked-till-very-late-last-night...

I-can't-make-it-for-the-gathering-cos-I-have-to-work-this-weekend. Yeah,

it's an euphoria because to you, it's a privilege to be busy, it's very

cool to work late, you're very proud to work in during weekends. When

you utter such words, a sense of arrogance and pride radiates from you.

You feel great because working so hard means you learnt a lot of things,

those not in the professional industry somehow looks lowly to you. You

feel big, you feel you're a level smarter than them .Reality will tend

to sink in within 2 years or so, though the duration seems to be getting

shorter and shorter now with the younger generation.

First, you will probably ask yourself, how come a graduate like you must

do all sorts of donkey jobs such as photocopying, checking invoices,

going through pile and pile of documents and filing. You will also be

wondering how come your superior whom you once looked up to have to suck

up to clients. Oh yeah... most all clients are unreasonable.

If you're an accountant, you will probably realise that there is no such

thing called a 'balance' sheet. It's balanced because you did the

balancing act so that your big boss can sign on it and certify it as

'true and fair'.

Yeah... signing on accounts, the job that you once dreamed of... isn't

exactly all a bed of roses. You then realise that you will probably

never reach that "just-need-to-sign-only stage" but hey... it's ok, you

probably hate that job by now. When you tell your client something,

chances are you are just as blur and confuse as them. But you have to

act as though you're an expert because you're the con-sul-tant. This is

just a glimpse of it.

Now, all the late nights and irregular meals will probably caused you to

age 8 years in 2 years. Those I-am-very-busy... I-have-a-lot-work...

I-worked-till-very-late-last-night...

I-can't-make-it-for-the-gathering-cos-I-have-to-work-this-weekend will

take its toll on your body and it will show. You will probably look very

skinny... or very far... you will certainly look old and worn out.

Working late and spending weekends in the office is no longer a cool

thing but absolute stupidity. But hey... you will still have to do it,

because there's still much work to be done.

By now, all your friends who ended up as salesmen or doing other thing

except being a professional, those whom you felt superior to are driving

anything but a proton. But for you, it's time to think whether you

should buy a proton cause your perodua is beginning to give you problem.

Of course, if your father is well-connected fella, things can be

different.

But if you're not, tough luck. You'll be wondering how come you're

generally under-paid. Those exposure and learning curve that you once

craved are no longer relevant. You want to make more money. But unless

you're a partner of the glamorous firm, money can be a lil tough to come

by.

At this point of time, probably after 3, 4 or 5 years, you finally

realised that document you signed when you first joined the glamorous

firm was nothing but lies. Then, you decide to ply your trade in the

commercial world, you leave those glamorous firm. You think joining a

commercial firm will bring about a good change, not knowing that such

move means you switched from being a 'profit centre' to a 'cost centre'.

One of the main effect of the switch is that you will be working doubly

hard compared to the profit centre, which probably includes a lot of

late nights too... but your salary and bonus is much lower compared to

profit centre. What does this mean... a story for another time.

One thing for sure... your morning will now be something like...

Your alarm rings, signalling another day... another weekday. You get up,

after snoozing the alarm a million and one times. You hope today is

Friday, but it's not, and you feel like shit. You think of a million and

one reasons to take MC, but you realised you have to go to office

because you failed to finish the report due today though you stayed till

10pm last night. You tell yourself you need to change job, just like how

you have been telling yourself in the last 1 year. Once in office,

you're in a dilemma cause you want time to go slower so that you can

finish your work but yet, you want time to go faster so that you can

leave the office and go for lunch.

During lunch, you will b**** with your colleagues about work and

probably the bosses. You will all talk about so many people who seem to

be doing so well except for you. You realised you should have done

something else while in university. You realised you may have made a

mistake in life... a mistake in being a professional... you have made...

a professional mistake.


ps: part of it is soo true that it scares me. heh


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